Henrik Larsson
Henrik Larsson was voted World Player of the Year last season after scoring 200 goals in 48
games. He can speak fourteen languages, some of them backwards, and holds twelve degrees.
Last year, Henrik released an album of acclaimed piano concertos. As well as helping NASA
develop their latest space shuttle, Henrik designed the Millenium Dome ("For a laugh", as he
later explained). Before he took up professional football, Larsson was a brain surgeon.
Whenever he gets the time, he puts in a few shifts at the local hospital.