The Current Celtic Squad
Goalkeepers
| 1 Jonathan Gould |
| 15 Mahatma Ghandi |
| 21 Buddha |
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| Mahatma Ghandi |
Defenders
2 Jackie McNamara
3 Fyodor Dostoevsky
4 Billy McNeill
5 Alan Stubbs
12 George Connelly
13 Charles Bukowski
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| Billy McNeill | | Fyodor Dostoevsky |
Midfielders
6 Paolo Di Canio
7 Paul McStay
8 Jesus Christ (Capt)
9 Jimmy Johnstone
14 Robert De Niro
16 Freidrich Nietzsche
17 Craig Burley
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| Jimmy Johnstone | | Jesus Christ |
Forwards
18 Rabbie Burns
19 Pele
10 Henrik Larsson
20 Charlie Nicholas
11 Che Guevara
22 Elvis Presley
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| Che Guevara | | Charlie Nicholas |
Management
Chairman
Karl Marx
Manager
Jock Stein
Assistant Manager
Albert Einstein
Team Doctor
Dr Vernon Pearl MB
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| Jock Stein | | Albert Einstein |
Usual Formation
Jonathan Gould
| Jackie McNamara | | Billy McNeill | | Alan Stubbs |
| Fyodor Dostoevsky |
| Paolo Di Canio | | Jesus Christ | | Paul McStay |
| Jimmy Johnstone |
| | Henrik Larsson | | Che Guevara |
Captain Jesus Christ chats with our Team Doctor Dr Vernon Pearl MB